operation harelip BJ is a go
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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