honey bunches of taint.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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