between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
As shirtless as possible
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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