Can Purell be used as lube?
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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