Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(847): View more from Illinois

just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(847): just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame' http://tfl.nu/un7j

Replies (16) Good night (4064) Bad night (4127)
Favorite
(407): View more from Florida

she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(407): she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store http://tfl.nu/25ph

Replies (86) Good night (14834) Bad night (2618)
Favorite
(250): View more from British Columbia

i think i recognize dicks better than faces

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(250): i think i recognize dicks better than faces http://tfl.nu/zcpp

Replies (56) Good night (3978) Bad night (3089)
Favorite
(413): View more from Massachusetts

I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(413): I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified. http://tfl.nu/41hb

Replies (10) Good night (3585) Bad night (1256)
Favorite
(708): View more from Illinois

We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(708): We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore http://tfl.nu/3p2d

Replies (10) Good night (2097) Bad night (1188)
Favorite
(813): View more from Florida

For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(813): For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club. http://tfl.nu/n6ph

Replies (18) Good night (733) Bad night (1628)
Favorite
(716): View more from New York

I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(716): I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start. http://tfl.nu/5uu7

Replies (13) Good night (2529) Bad night (665)
Favorite
(353): View more from

The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(353): The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend http://tfl.nu/0v3z

Replies (4) Good night (1117) Bad night (627)
Favorite
(775): View more from Nevada

I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(775): I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen. http://tfl.nu/oi7l

Replies (1) Good night (1042) Bad night (500)
Favorite
(330): View more from Ohio

MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

(216): View more from Ohio

I'll be there in 20 with vodka.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(330): MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. (216): I'll be there in 20 with vodka. http://tfl.nu/ar06

Replies (5) Good night (1445) Bad night (522)
Favorite
(250): View more from British Columbia

It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(250): It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool" http://tfl.nu/hd0u

Replies (3) Good night (1293) Bad night (355)
Favorite
(256): View more from Alabama

Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(256): Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today. http://tfl.nu/f6j5

Replies (6) Good night (781) Bad night (408)
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law. http://tfl.nu/eqhh

Replies (6) Good night (828) Bad night (255)
Favorite
(310): View more from California

The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(310): The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place. http://tfl.nu/tgy0

Replies (1) Good night (638) Bad night (286)
Favorite
(287): View more from

It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(287): It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab. http://tfl.nu/s9lc

Replies (1) Good night (366) Bad night (146)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard