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• (956): View more from Texas

  around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.

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• (310): View more from California

  she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex

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  wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.

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• (310): View more from California

  A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity

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• (650): View more from California

  future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.

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• (518): View more from New York

  You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation

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