So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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