Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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