yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I smell like Dick and happiness
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