help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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