By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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