p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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