what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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