and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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