O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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