Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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