He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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