don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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