When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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