Is it normal to miss your booty call?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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