Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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