Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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