I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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