Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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