There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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