But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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