I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just forgot I was standing up.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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