We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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