i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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