I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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