I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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