Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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