Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
