You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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