i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have demons in me.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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