david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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