in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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