I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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