But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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