are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
