dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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