Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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