You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He did a backflip because drugs
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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