On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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