I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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