Where is the hickey?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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