Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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