How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
