You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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