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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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