remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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