I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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