she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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