Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
