how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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