it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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