In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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