You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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