thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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