OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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