Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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