I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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